Not content with offering bottles of wine for $10 at our Steven Seagal Lawman viewing party tonight, our friends at Theo’s Pizza have arranged for a very special vintage to be served in honor of Jeff Parish’s top Zen-Taser Lawman: the Napa Valley cabernet known as the Ball Buster.

Check out what this review had to say about it:

The Ball Buster blend has been an annual Best Buy and, even at the current asking price, the 2007 The Ball Buster is an awesome value (at least for hedonists). It is composed of 72% Shiraz, 17% Cabernet Sauvignon, and 11% Merlot aged for 12 months in seasoned French and American oak. Opaque purple-colored, it has a nose of cedar, leather, spice box, and blueberry that leaps from the glass. This is followed by a plush, full-bodied wine with gobs of flavor and superior length.

And we’re all about superior length at Gambit. What about you, punk? You comin’ out tonight to our viewing party and trivia contest, where we’ll be giving away excellent Seagal-swag?

WHERE: Theo’s Pizza Mid-City (4024 Canal at Carrollton)
WHEN: Wed., Dec. 9, 8:30-10 pm (show starts at 9 pm)
DETAILS: You pay for your own pizza and beer, punk.

See you there. If you’re man (or woman) enough.