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The thing I love most about Louisiana politics is its cast of unforgettable characters. For the last 30 years, one of the most colorful and lovable of those characters was my friend and mentor Joe Walker, a veteran pollster, political strategist and mentor to generations of politicos and students of government. Joe died suddenly last Thursday at age 74.

 

I met Joe in 1977 when I was an aspiring young political reporter for The Times-Picayune. “I want you to teach me about politics,” I said to him. “I love this stuff, but I have a lot to learn — and I can tell you know this game as well as anybody.”

 

I didn’t know at the time that Joe also had taught government and constitutional law for four years at Tulane and Loyola universities. It was my good fortune that I appealed to both his love of the game and his love of teaching. We became fast friends, and over the years he taught me just about everything I know or have figured out about politics.

 

Joe was one of the most multi-dimensional human beings I have ever known. An Air Force veteran, he enrolled in the first freshman class at the University of New Orleans in 1958 on the GI Bill. He was a member of UNO’s first graduating class in 1962 and later earned a Master’s in political science from Tulane. His doctoral dissertation compared tensions between the ancient Greek city-sates to Cold War tensions between the United States and Russia. He never went to church, but he confided to me years ago that he read the Bible often.

 

He had a life-long love for UNO. While a student, he and a group of fellow veterans (many were the same age as some of their teachers) helped quell budding racial tensions at the new campus. After his graduation, he founded and was the first president of the UNO Alumni Association. He had a close friendship with UNO’s founding chancellor, the late Homer Hitt, and was one of Hitt’s staunchest defenders during the fledgling campus’ stormy early years. In 1996, Hitt and then-Chancellor Greg O’Brien gave Joe the alumni association’s “life achievement award.”

 

Joe was a man of great passions, and he indulged all of them. You could almost compartmentalize his life according to his passions. There was his academic era at Tulane and Loyola. During his Fair Grounds era, he wrote a computer program that calculated his own speed ratings. He and a friend opened a seafood market on Magazine Street during his “fishing era.” Then there was his publishing phase. He and his longtime friend, legendary media consultant Jim Carvin, published the “Carvin/Walker Report” in the late 1980s. During his Bohemian phase, he and another pal, the late state Rep. Toni Morrison, became roommates after their respective divorces — prompting some to dub them “The Odd Couple.” In this case, they both played the role of Oscar Madison.

 

One thing about Joe, he was never boring. The stories about him are legendary.

 

In a game filled with reprobates, Joe was scrupulously honest — and generous to a fault. He did far too many polls on credit and often got “stuck” by some of his “friends,” but he never held it against them. Once, when a cop stopped him for having an expired brake tag, the officer offered to let him go if he promised to get a new tag right away. Joe thought for a second and replied in his trademark raspy voice, “Gee, coach, you better just give me the ticket. I’m really too busy to get it done today. I’m sorry.”

 

To say that Joe loved to party would be the understatement of the year. From the 1970s to the mid-’90s, he was a regular at the Washington Mardi Gras Ball. He, the late Jim Monaghan and I started our own ball tradition in 1984: a Friday luncheon at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse, which was a short two blocks from the ball festivities. We didn’t just meet at Ruth’s, we PARADED down Connecticut Avenue NW behind the Storyville Stompers brass band, with a uniformed New Orleans cop stopping traffic. It quickly became the hottest ticket at the ball, not just because seating was limited, but also because we paid for the food. Joe loved that lunch more than any other, and he had plenty of them over the years at Ruth’s in New Orleans.

 

Joe also had a marvelous sense of humor, particularly at his own expense. His friend, then-NBC political correspondent Ken Bode, once included a sound clip of Joe in a report for NBC Nightly News. Joe was elated at the thought of being on network news during prime time. But when Bode’s story aired, his name appeared on the screen as “Joe Wacker.” He was crestfallen. Bode called Joe and promised to make it up to him. Sure enough, the next morning Bode’s “Today Show” story had a clip from Walker with his name spelled correctly. Later that day, Joe thanked Bode for putting him on again that morning. “Why are you so happy about this morning’s report?” I asked Joe. “All over America, people saw that and said, ‘Hey, look — they spelled Wacker’s name wrong!’” Joe laughed about that until the day he died, and some of us — including Bode — never stopped calling him “Wacker.”

 

Less than an hour before he died, Joe was sitting in a hospital bed watching political news on TV, reading magazines and complaining that the Democrats were about to blow the election again. Right up to the end, he never lost his passion for the game.

 

I’ll close with one last story about Joe, and it’s my favorite. No matter how late he stayed out the night before, he always got up early on Election Day — which was always a Saturday — to spend the last day with his candidate. One election morning, as the sun was just coming up, he walked briskly to his car with a cigarette in one hand and a briefcase in the other. His wife Terry called out to him from the front door: “Joe, what time will you be back?”

 

He paused in thought for a half-beat, then answered, “No later than Wednesday.”

 

Joe’s friends and family will gather to celebrate his life at 4 p.m. this Tuesday (Sept. 16) in the auditorium of the Lindy C. Boggs Conference Center at the UNO Research and Technology Park, 2045 Lakeshore Drive. Afterwards, we will continue celebrating at a reception hall upstairs the way Joe would have wanted. Per Joe’s wishes, his ashes will be placed in an urn atop the bar at Molly’s, right next to those of Jim Monaghan Sr.

 

So long, Wacker. The game won’t be the same without you.

 

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SPECIAL THANKS to Frank Donze of the TP for doing a fine obituary on Joe.


Comments:
Adrastos on September 14th, 2008 at 3:50 pm #

I knew Joe only slightly but he was a wonderful guy. Love the Wacker story, he was sort of wacky, after all.

Great piece about a real NOLA character, Clancy.

Clancy DuBos on September 14th, 2008 at 4:16 pm #

Thanks, A. This one hit me hard. Joe was like an adopted father to me, personally and professionally.

Adrastos on September 14th, 2008 at 4:22 pm #

Sorry for your loss, C.

gregp on September 14th, 2008 at 4:43 pm #

Sorry to hear, Clancy. Nice remembrance of him.

Kevin Allman on September 14th, 2008 at 5:53 pm #

A beautiful remembrance. I’m so sorry you had to write it.

liprap on September 14th, 2008 at 7:49 pm #

So, so sorry for your loss. Sounds like it was a loss for many of us who never got the chance to meet him.

nikki on September 14th, 2008 at 8:39 pm #

wonderful remembrance, sorry for the loss.

Dara (Brown) Brennan on September 15th, 2008 at 6:30 pm #

Clancy - I just got the news from my sister about Joe - and I am saddened. I consisdered him part of my family just as I did Toni and Jim. What a loss. He will be missed.
Much love - Dara (daughter of Gerry)

"Kelly" on September 15th, 2008 at 7:12 pm #

I’m so sorry to hear about Joe, Clancy. He was larger than life, brilliant, generous and, as you say, scrupulously honest in a profession with more than its fair share of charlatans.

I first worked with Joe during the Bennett Johnston campaign in the early 70s. After that he took me on full-time when he left Loyola and opened up as Walker Research Associates in the Maritime Building. It was quite an education!

Joe was an immensely kind person and paid me more than I was worth–he knew I was supporting a young son. I took my son with me when I babysat the kids for Joe and Terry. It was a madhouse that included Valerie’s pet raccoon. We loved every minute of being with those kids, even though I was terrified there would be some horrible accident as they raced up and down the spiral staircase, throwing things at each other!

My favorite Walker story is when he called in to the office one morning and said, exasperated, “Kelly, where the hell am I?” He was in a room where the damn window looked on a brick wall, he explained. He hadn’t told me where he was going the night before, so I asked if there was a matchbook in the ashtray. There was, advertising a notorious Bourbon Street landmark, and Joe was able to make it to the office shortly thereafter.

The last time I worked for Joe was in the latter part of the Toni Morrison re-election campaign. And there’s another one of a kind. The first thing Morrison did after leaving the victory party at Maxine’s house was drive to a small bar off Claiborne and thank the owner for his help. We spent many an hour at the Half Moon, sorting out the world’s and our own problems to the music from that incredible jukebox.

By the time Walker and Morrison became roommates, I had remarried and left New Orleans. Life has been much more boring since then but I’ve saved my liver and lungs from complete destruction. I think. It’s strange to reflect and realize I was once part of an era, for that’s what it was.

It’s with great regret that I tell you I can’t make it to the celebration. While the liver and lungs are okay, other parts of me are not and I’m too decrepit to travel that far. I’ll raise a glass of scotch around four tomorrow, though, and be thinking of you all and many others who were a part of that time.

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