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For those Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series fans out there: remember when Willow raises Buffy from the dead in season six and a scary demon starts possessing the Scoobies, making them do scary stuff, like Anya cuts herself and Dawn breathes fire? At first they think this demon is a hitchhiker who caught a ride from some hell dimension on Buffy’s way back to life. But then Willow realizes that the demon was actually created when she did the spell to bring Buffy back; she says it’s like the universe doesn’t give anything away for free: Willow did a spell to get what they wanted but the universe says they have to take the demon too — a byproduct of sorts.
Well… I’m starting to think my decision to eat only local food has caused an unexpected demon byproduct to possess me too, leading me to engage in more depraved food choices than I otherwise would have made in my former life.
I have some confessions to make.